And what do YOU want for Christmas, little girl?

Dear Santa,

My name is Rachel, and as you can probably guess, I’m writing to you because I have a request for this coming Christmas season. Before I begin, however, I would just like to say that I think I’ve been pretty good this year.

Well, kinda sorta.

Okay, I’ll admit lately I haven’t been the best person, but I haven’t been too terrible either! And from April to June, I was being really good! For real. And hey, at least now I’m being sincere, unlike little Susie over there who’s asking for a pony and saying she’s been good even though she’s probably dealing on the side.

Anyway, if my sincerity and my attempts to be good amount to anything, I would like to make a specific request for the holidays. Okay. Santa, I am kindly requesting the Yamaha SLG100s. Now, I know it’s a little expensive and the economy isn’t too hot right now, but please consider what I am asking of you. I promise that if you get it for me, I’ll be really, really, really good. Pinky-friggin-promise, yo. And you know what? To make the deal even sweeter, I can pay for half of it. I would pay for all of it myself and spare you the trouble of reading my letter, but a good chunk of my money was stolen by the University of Minnesota, and unfortunately, I am not in the position to be making major purchases right now. So please, Santa, consider my request for the Yamaha SLG100s. Please.

However, if this is a just an impossible request to fulfill, then Santa, I would please like a hat–preferably one that covers my ears, like this one or this one. Winter is a cold, cold season. I would like to be as warm as I possibly can.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter, Santa. Best of luck with the holiday season!

Your biggest fan,
Rachel